| Name | Age | Sex | Cosmic Cricket | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fred | 23 | Male | 1/4/1973 | Cool person, really, I like Fred's hair a lot. |
| Melissa | 7 | Female | 12/9/1978 | Big on the cheez whiz. |
| James | 12 | Male | 3/2/1985 | Loved and lost, got lost. |
| Jerome | 18 | Male | 8/8/1967 | Hits vegas with a vengeance. |
| Mary | 33 | Female | 2/5/1985 | Bought 44 .44 automatics and lost them all in the couch. |
| Susan | 24 | Female | 4/1/1947 | Bea Arthur thought Susan was the coolest until the pickle incident. |
| Jerry | 45 | Male | 5/2/1976 | Signs on the highway pointed Jerry to all the correct exits. |
| Jim | 23 | Male | 9/3/1684 | Long since the cricket master. |
| Samuel | 14 | Male | 3/8/1963 | Jack and Samuel made some beer, but it tasted bad. |
| Melissa | 24 | Female | 4/5/2020 | Taste the ether and you'll go under. Melissa found this out the hard way. |
| Margaret | 53 | Female | 1/1/1873 | Point your wings to the west and fly, fly, fly. |
| Moonbeam | 43 | Female | 3/1/1897 | Jenny had a vision. Moonbeam was not it. |
| Sam | 17 | Male | 6/9/1973 | See note for Samuel. Sam was the taster to discover the truth. |
| Aaron | 45 | Male | 10/2/1378 | The Jazz era completely passed Aaron by. |
| Zachary | 34 | Male | 11/4/1974 | This boy can jump. Sky. You know? |
| Zed | 22 | Male | 12/24/1975 | Of course he's dead. His cricket date went by and he missed it. |
| Jill | 68 | Female | 2/22/2000 | Lost in love and I don't know much. But Jill does. |
| Francess | 34 | Female | 3/19/1991 | Shortly all will be organized, if Francess has her way. |
| Jennifer | 12 | Female | 4/13/1967 | Let's be an honest pair of people about this...who knows what Jennifer was thinking that dark red day? |
| Daniel | 51 | Male | 8/18/1994 | Haunting by the closeness of his name to "Danielle", Daniel struggled with his sexuality throughout his life. |
| Torbjorn | 6 | Male | 4/6/1997 | Thor's hammer had nothing on the wrath of a Torbjorn enraged. |
| Thaddeus | 2 | Male | 5/31/1998 | Quit clowning around and get your work done, boy. |
| Joram | 16 | Male | 3/5/1999 | Van side-swipped a crowd of Bavarian monkeys and yet failed to injure a single one. |
| Halfdan | 3 | Male | 9/17/2004 | Belly up to the table and lay down your chips, the time for accounting has come. |
| Total People: 24 | ||||